The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to be alone

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he power to make mistakes

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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The power to believe people will vote for you`re comment, which starts WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY in the back.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!