the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to die.

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!