- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

The ability to be invincible, but still die.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to smell any point in time

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The power to read your own mind!

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

Pointless Super Powers