- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to turn into a pebble

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

Stop clapping

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

The power to be afraid of horses.

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

The power to chew with your tongue

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

The power to see air

The power to grow more genitals.

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

Pointless Super Powers