The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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Dejavu

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to be powerless

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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See through invisible people

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!