- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to murder rocks.

The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to change your urine to any color

The power to have one eyebrow!?

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to display emotions at will

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The power to be super jewish

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

Pointless Super Powers