- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The Ability to shit studs once a week

The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The ability to see through insects.

The power to think of epic jokes but only at funerals

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

The power to fly but only when your in space.

The power to not have any powers

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

The power to be blind when you sleep

The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

Pointless Super Powers