YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to look TV

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!