- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to fart the alphebet

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

the power to refreeze frozen ice

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

Pointless Super Powers