The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Nipple Radar.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to think about useless power

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!