the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to display emotions at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!