The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

The power to read your own mind!

The power to emit contagious yawns.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The ability to smell colors

The power to sleep anytime your tired

the ability to smell sounds

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to fly but only when your in space.

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

The power to never finish your sente

the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

the power to turn retarted

Being Aquaman

the ability to invent cheese and toast

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

the power to see with your eyes open

power to kill dead ppl.

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

the power to randomly die at any moment

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!