The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

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The power to Google "Google".

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to be blind

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!