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The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back
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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song
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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.
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The power to not care.
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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays
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The power to explode when someone looks at you and regenerate in 10 minute after exploding but you can only regenerate from exploding.
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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...
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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.
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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...
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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.
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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.
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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!
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The power to talk without a tongue
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The power to autocorrect your mom.
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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D
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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.
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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.
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The power to turn toast back into bread
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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight
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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster
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The power to speak braille.
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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.
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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself
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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!