the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to stare at deckchairs without blinking

The power to die when you die

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The power of a power of a power of a power

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Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

the power to become demented

the power to glow in the dark during the day.

The power to watch a pot boil.

The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The ability to evolve into magickarp

The ability to control Do-Do Birds

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.

The power to shapeshift into a frog, but not the power to turn back

That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!