- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make food shrimp.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

Nothing

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to be powerless

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

Nope. Just nope.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power of learning

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

Pointless Super Powers