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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...
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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season
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The power to make anything money related to disappear.
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cry acid tears
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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.
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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house
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the ability to figure out exam questions, but only after the exam.
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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip
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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.
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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.
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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom
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The power to choose a superpower from this site.
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The power to speak in Braille
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The power to make lie the ultimate truth
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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.
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The power to become a laptop forever!
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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire
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The ability to have udders for nipples.
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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.
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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.
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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.
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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.
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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.
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the power to not have powers when you need them most
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!