- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into birdseed

The ability to visually contract STD's

The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The ability to see through womens clothes....but only if they weigh over 300 pounds.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The power to talk in any language but you can't talk in the language of the country that you're in.

the power to not have powers when you need them most

My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The ability to make your heart teleport.

the power to make food shrimp.

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

Nothing

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

Pointless Super Powers