The power to touch your toes

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yo mama

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The power to die when you die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!