The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to pass out at will.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to have hindsight.

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

the power to become translucent

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!