The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to be normal and average

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to pee any color

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to be born again

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!