- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to say something only when you have a mouth

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time

Dejavu

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

The power to speed up time moments before you are about to die.

The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

The Power to forget you ever had a power.

The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

Pointless Super Powers