- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

the ability to type slower.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to have any power on this site.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

The power to not be color blind.

The power to both love and hate marmite.

having superpowers during the inquisition

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

the power to jump like a black guy.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

Pointless Super Powers