- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be fireproof under water

The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

The power to see 2 min. into the past.

the power two become drunk at anytime

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

the power to talk backwards

The power to do nothing

The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to see through glass

The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

Pointless Super Powers