The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to read the recaptcha images

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!