- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to teleport to the south pole.

The power to pee any color

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to teleport massive objects one inch above your head.

The ability to teleport a maximum of two inches.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

Pointless Super Powers