- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The Power to fart glitter

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

The power to be powerless

The power to have hindsight.

The power to enhance your enemy's strength

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

Pointless Super Powers