- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power of gentle breeze

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

The power to not have a brain!

yo mama

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to (place useless super power here)

The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

The power to let someone control your dick

Pointless Super Powers