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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.
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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.
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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.
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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.
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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.
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the power to jizz money
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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.
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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything
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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.
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The power of night-blindness.
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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.
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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down
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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.
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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.
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The power to turn toast back into bread
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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening
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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.
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The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.
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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases
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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.
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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it
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the power to kill yourself
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Tha ability to not be able to fly
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!