The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power to smell water.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!