the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to be powerless.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The power to have no superpower

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The ability to know when men have erections

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!