- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat your own face.

The power to instantly make an accurate assessment on tomorrow's hangover probability well before you've consumed far more than the amount of alcohol which would guarantee it...and yet manage to forget sometimes you have this superpower.

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

The ability to go blind every time you open your eyes

The power to die and not come back to life.

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

the power to be good at something your already good at.

The power of making your tits smaller

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

the power to turn into a tree

the power to fly in space

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

the power to die

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The power to turn into a tree.

The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

Pointless Super Powers