The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The Power to Power

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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The power to write a country song

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to die at will.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to see in the dark, but only when the lights are on.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!