- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to time travel to the present

The power to gain 400 pounds in 400 seconds.

the power to summon a massive midget

the power to be immortal, but only temporally

The ability to change your weight

The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

The ability to get shot, for real.

The power to read terms and conditions

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

The ability to turn wine into water...

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

Pointless Super Powers