The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to uncontrollably say "thats what she said" whenever it is possible, even if its really shitty

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be french.

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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the power to eat with your butt

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!