power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to teleport to the south pole.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The power to be french.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!