The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to torture yourself and you are also immortal but will immediately die if you are not constantly tortured in a way that is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times worse then you can even imagine and are so terrified of dying that you would rather be tortured for all eternity.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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The power to summon fire with the use of a match

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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the power to turn into a dead person

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to read this.

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the power to give yourself sunburn

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!