The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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75% levitation

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to turn cake into pie

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to sweat acid.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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the power to fart out of your penis

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!