Vanilla scented blood

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The power to be powerless

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Stop clapping

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The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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See through invisible people

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to fart the alphebet

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!