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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight
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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.
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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.
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the power to have another pointless superpower
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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.
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The power to punch that like button
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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS
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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.
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The power to turn into random objects
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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you
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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.
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the power to be forever alone
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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room
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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...
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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to
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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.
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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)
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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground
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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.
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The power to teleport through open doors.
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the ability to talk to humans
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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.
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The power to both love and hate marmite.
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The power to be really bad at CSGO
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!