The power to make clean socks dirty.

The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

the power to like mass effect 3

The power to take edible shits.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

Super strength that works for a millisecond.

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.

the power to have another pointless superpower

The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

The power to rite liek dis

The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

The ability to simultaneously implode and explode.

the power to turn into a tree

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!