The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Acid tears.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!