The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pørnstar after dying.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to write a country song

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The power to stop your self from moving for all eternity

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to die at will.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!