The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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the power to fly in space

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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To shit bricks.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!