- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The super power to kill yourself at will

The power to shit without squinting.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to ?-1.

The power to sweat acid.

the ability to wake up on an elephant

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

The power to be powerless

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

the power to fart out of your penis

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

Pointless Super Powers