Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to be a common person

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!