the power to have another pointless superpower

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The power to make a woman be quiet but only during sex.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to have no superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!