The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to have any power on this site.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!