the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to see into the present

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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To write a pointless power on paper to use.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!