the power to post pointless superpowers.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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the power to become semi-transparent

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The Power to Power

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the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

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the power to f**k your family all at once

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The ability to make yourself rich unless you are using it on yourself...

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power think five times slower.

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The power to die at will.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!