- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

The power to smell water.

The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

Pointless Super Powers