- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to fart rainbows

The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to control mealworms

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

The power of women's rights.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to be alone

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to fart slightly less deadly

Pointless Super Powers