The power to eat your poop

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to not do it.

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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The power to die.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!