- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see air

th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

the power to poop dogs without fur.

The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

The power to be powerless

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

the power to become translucent

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The ability to transform in to a glass of water

The power to die

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power of laser pointer vision.

Pointless Super Powers