[insert pointless super powers here]

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to see through glass

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!