The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the power to kill plants in a desert.

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Dejavu

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Vanilla scented blood

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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The power of 12% levetation

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to die everytime you pee

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to be shitty

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The power to read this.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!