- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to poop whenever you want.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

The power become a kite but not when it's windy

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

Pointless Super Powers