The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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To shit bricks.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to fart tear gas

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!