- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power to enjoy Justin Beiber's music....

The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

See through invisible people

The power to grow more genitals.

The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

The power to eat food a little faster. So when you are done you have to just stay there for 5 more minutes for everybody to finish

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

the power to do sit on your couch all day

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

The power to make it impossible to have powers

Pointless Super Powers