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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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to do nothing

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to have a power

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!