The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The power of night-blindness.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

thumb_up thumb_down +77

The power to walk through air.

thumb_up thumb_down +73

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

thumb_up thumb_down +67

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

thumb_up thumb_down +59

The power to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

thumb_up thumb_down +37

The power to have no power.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

A man with the power to make sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +148

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

thumb_up thumb_down +142

the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

thumb_up thumb_down +138

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

thumb_up thumb_down +132

the power to guess anybodies breakfast

thumb_up thumb_down +130

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!