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The power to turn any object into food
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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O
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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop
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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day
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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.
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the power to have another pointless superpower
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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany
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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.
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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe
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the power to have a pointless superpower
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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.
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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.
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The power to make up pointless superpowers
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power to blow up your own head only once,
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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.
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The ability to "Right Click" Properties
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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.
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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)
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The power to become encased in concrete at will.
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The power to freeze ice
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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.
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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!