- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to ?-1.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

the power to fart out of your penis

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to be powerless

The ability to see through insects.

the power to convert farts into burps.

the power to get a free game but can't play it.

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... hayball rolls

The power to turn wine into water

The ability to see everything in black and white.

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

the power to randomly die at any moment

The power to be blind

The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

The power of gentle breeze

The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

Pointless Super Powers