- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

The power to take huge shits at will.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

understanding every language only if you get insulted

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

the power to fart at the worst moments

The power to not have a brain!

The power to sleep through a dream.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

The power to not have any powers

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

Pointless Super Powers