The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

power to be an alcohoic

The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

The power to go blind at will.

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power drown in water

yo mama

the power to turn retarted

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!