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the power to talk backwards
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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed
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The power of becoming an apple tree
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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.
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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller
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Super strength that works for a millisecond.
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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will
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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!
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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.
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the power to have another pointless superpower
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The power to walk through doors, then open it.
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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.
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The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...
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The power to teleport only when you have eaten something you really hate or allergic to.
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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.
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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams
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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.
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The power to kill yourself
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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.
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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.
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The power to menstruate from your eyes.
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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.
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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.
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X ray vision on chairs
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!