The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to speak braille.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to be a snail

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!