The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!