- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

the power to not have powers when you need them most

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

having the same super powers as batman!

The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

The power to shit without squinting.

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to invent things as soon as you see them

You can read the minds of rocks.

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

The power to sweat acid.

The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

The power to ?-1.

the power to fart out of your penis

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to be powerless

The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

Nope. Just nope.

The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...

Pointless Super Powers