- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be super ugly

The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

Nipple Radar.

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

the power of fart helium

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

ability to run very fast forever

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

Having the power of a normal human

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

the power to not have powers when you need them most

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

The power to (place useless super power here)

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

Pointless Super Powers