The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to not get shit dick

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to not do it.

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to see through glass walls.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power of dying whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!