The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to not have any powers

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The power to wish you had a power

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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Acid tears.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!