the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to change the channel without a remote, but only but only if you're holding the remote.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to be dead

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to self destruct

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See through invisible people

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!