The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

The power to kill yourself.

The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

the power to suck but only when your awesome

The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

Invisibility, but only in the dark.

The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

To shit bricks.

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

the power to be forever alone

the power to turn into amy rose

The power to see through anything except air.

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

The ability to not live forever

The power to have really sweaty palms.

the power to eat with your butt

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!